Monday, 12 May 2014

Could this be your perfect man?

Here’s the first promo quote graphic for the book.
Steven teller Inspired By Night Quote


I love this quote. She sounds like she’s being sarcastic, when she actually means what she says.


I’d certainly take him home, if he wasn’t quite so young! Do you think he sounds like a catch?



Could this be your perfect man?

Saturday, 10 May 2014

While There is Tea There is Hope*

There is a lot of tea drinking throughout Inspired By Night. While many female lead characters will crack open a bottle of Pinot or Merlot, Olivia Jones just sticks the kettle on.


Someone asked me once: “What’s the nicest thing anyone ever said to you?” I replied: “Would you like a cup of tea?


I come from a long line of tea drinkers, I don’t recall trying tea for the first time, it is just something I’ve always done for as long as I can remember. It is, in fact, a principle of mine that I never say no to a cup of tea.


Afternoon tea


However, I hate making tea! At work I was always pretty good at holding out in the office tea round stand off. Hence never saying no to a brew!

Since I started working for myself my own tea intake has reduced, although I’m pretty good at making a brew for my guests and visitors. In fact, it’s the first thing I ask. It’s a great ice breaker when a new client walks through the door. You will never be stuck for something to say to a stranger when there’s the option of offering a cuppa!


“I made him four cups of tea today. If I were any nicer it would be borderline sexual harassment.” – Olivia Jones


A long time ago I lived and worked in London. While travelling home one night I had missed the last train and was stressing about getting home. My companion turned to me and said “you know, whatever happens, however long it takes, at some point we will be at home drinking a nice cup of tea.” I nodded and said “There is no problem that can’t be fixed with a cup of tea.”


Ah tea, the nation’s healer! – Olivia Jones


 


I just ordered this pendant from Scribbelicious, a fabulous jewellery maker that recycles old books and creates beautiful custom ordered items using quotes from your favourite books.


Tea pendant

*Title quote taken from the play Sweet Lavendar by Arthur Wing Pinero, 1888.



While There is Tea There is Hope*

Monday, 5 May 2014

Jack's back, set up a perimeter.

After a 3 year break series 9 of 24 hits our screens tonight and I, for one, cannot wait.


Last week I drove past a billboard with a huge picture of Jack Bauer in London and I couldn’t contain my excitement.


Advert poster for 24


In anticipation of the new series, last month we started watching 24 from the beginning. We’re currently half way through series 3, David Palmer is still president and Jack Bauer is as badass as ever.


On the radio this weekend I heard a news presenter refer to a perimeter fence and giggled at how exciting that sounded. For months after first watching 24 I was constantly telling people to set up a perimeter or open a socket.


And like everyone who ever watched 24 my default affirmative response is copy that.


When Olivia and Steven attend Friday night drinks after work, at the end of Steven’s first week at Inspired Design, they sneak off to avoid Steven’s ex girlfriend and Olivia takes great pleasure in pretending she’s a secret agent. Naturally all of her comments were entirely inspired by 24.


I cannot wait to see Jack Bauer back on our screens again. I’m taking sweep stakes in how soon he says “dammit!”


We’ve decided to carry on watching the old series before we watch 24: Live Another Day, so by the time we reach it, it should be finished and we can watch it all in once go, rather than waiting week by week.


So if you’re watching it in real time…no spoilers, please!



Jack's back, set up a perimeter.

Sunday, 4 May 2014

"I've got a thing for sideburns."

One of the things the Editor in Chief at Xcite Books commented on, was that she’d never come across a thing for sideburns in anything she’d read before.


Olivia Jones has a thing for sideburns, and I guess she gets that from me.


Although I don’t consciously have a strong feeling either way about sideburns, but it was pointed out to me by my own boyfriend when I realised that, as much as I had a thing for David Tennant, I only liked him as The Doctor.


The tenth Doctor, David Tennant


“I just don’t seem to fancy him in anything else” I declared, “maybe it’s because he seems to play kinda creepy characters in everything else.” Secret Smile as a case in point.


“He just seems to look different, maybe it’s his hair or something.” I continued. In all honesty I felt kinda sad that I couldn’t commit to a poster pin-up.


David Tennant


“Sideburns” my boyfriend said, “he has sideburns in Doctor Who.”

And it was like fireworks went off in my head. That’s it. Something about sideburns changes the shape of his face and that’s where, in my opinion at least, his beauty lies.


I tested the theory further – Colin Firth… In Pride and Prejudice? Hell yes, in Bridget Jones? Hell yes,


Colin Firth as Mr Darcy

(And frankly Bridget was totally wrong when she said “you should rethink the length of your sideburns”).


In Fever Pitch? Not so much.
Colin Firth in Fever Pitch


Stephen Moyer as Bill Compton in Series 1 of True Blood

Stephen Moyer – whispering “Sookeh” as the old fashioned southern vampire Bill Compton in series 1 of True Blood? Absolutely!

But in later series, when he’s all clean shaven and business like… Nah it’s Eric Northman all day long. Bill Compton lost his appeal when he pulled out his razor blade.


Bill Compton without sideburns


So. Sideburns then. I got a thing for them apparently. But my fella doesn’t have sideburns and I like him just fine. So I guess there’s more to this attraction thing than facial hair. But still, when you’re looking from afar, sideburns are pretty darn sexy



"I've got a thing for sideburns."

Thursday, 1 May 2014

Inspired by... The Crazy Frog

Who remembers Crazy Frog? How many times in the early 90s did you look at someone and then say “A ding ding ding ding…” before they threw something at you?



I remember exactly where I was the first time I saw it. I don’t remember who emailed it to me, but I remember watching it, sat at my desk in work and roaring laughing. I don’t know how many people I forwarded it on to but I couldn’t get enough of it. I must have watched it at least ten times over before I sent it on.


I was amused when the Axel F song came out, but after that Crazy Frog really did become The Annoying Thing, as it was originally called.


When I was writing Inspired by Night, I wanted Olivia to be already well established in her career. I didn’t want her to be another plain, uninspiring girl, who gets swept off her feet by the rich successful older man. So I made her the older successful one of the relationship, (while still being a young woman with her own set of insecurities). So I gave her career an early boost with the creation of a character that was inspired by Crazy Frog. Olivia’s character is called Jerk Chicken, described as a slack jawed chicken singing “Chick chick chick chick chicken, lay a little egg for me.”


I actually wish I was capable of 3d animation so I could create Jerk Chicken. I secretly hope someone will make one… “inspired by’ inspired by night.’” I own the intellectual proprty to that idea though, right??


What was your most viewed/forwarded email from back then? I was also quite partial to the guy auditioning for Pop Idol, singing Eye of the Tiger, but I always felt really guilty for laughing.


Takes a lot of guts to get up and sing, I kind of hate all those shows now that I know how it works, shame on the pre judges for putting people through if they were either brillaint or so bad they’re funny. To be ridiculed by Simon Cowell and his mates for believing they’ve got any talent is particularly horrible, especially when they’re only stood in front of the celebrity judges after getting through pre-judging – who wouldn’t start believing in themselves if they’ve made it through?


Still, I’m only human, so this still makes me laugh*.



*Please don’t judge me, I’m not a bad person.



Inspired by... The Crazy Frog

Saturday, 26 April 2014

Inspired by... something

A couple of years ago I wrote a blog post about Fifty Shades of Grey which set me on the path to writing a novel, which I never imagined in a million years would get published, but somehow it is scheduled for publication by Xcite Books, the UKs leading erotic fiction publisher.

But here’s the thing: Until I read Fifty Shades I had never read any kind of erotic fiction. And in the two years since I read Fifty Shades, I haven’t read any erotica either. It’s just not what I’m into.

Ironic really!

People look at me differently now that I’ve written a mucky book. But I’m actually quite reserved when it comes to sex. I’m not the person who make innuendos left right and centre. I’m the one who blushes when anyone makes a sex joke. I’m the last person that I would have expected to have written an erotic romance novel. But then, I suppose writing fiction is all about the imagination. Vampires and werewolves don’t exist but there’s thousands of novelists creating fantastical worlds that are full of supernatural creatures. Writing fiction is the art of writing about something you barely know and making it sounds like you’re an expert.

When I was offered my publishing deal, I thought it would be a good idea to buy a book from Xcite, to see how my novel fared against their previous publications. But I just didn’t know what to buy. But then I made contact with a fellow Xcite author, Danielle Austen, on Twitter and decided to buy her previous releases.

Her 3rd novel The Ancient’s Destiny, part 3 of the Prophecy Girl Trilogy was released today. I am halfway through the 2nd part, The Magi’s Daughter after reading through Part 1, The Magician's Lover in next to no time.

Her writing style is really nice, the story just flows along and you find yourself half way through the story when you think you’ve only read a couple of pages. A rare treat indeed. What I love about the series so far is that the world in which it is set provides a great story line, with or without the sex. Take the sex out and you have a great fantasy series instead. I always imagined that erotic fiction would be full of gratuitous sex scenes with no story line. Just like porn. And I’m sure there is a lot of erotic fiction that is like that.

Danielle is very honest about her writing and recently wrote a guest blog post talking about the differences between her first two novels and why the second one is far better. I won’t repeat it all here but suffice to say, there is a valuable lesson to be learned in reading too much into what other authors are doing, or what you think is expected.

When I read The Magician’s Lover I was worried by the amount of sex scenes because in my own novel, there’s barely a hint of sex until page 55 and the first kiss doesn’t happen until page 71.

Fifty Shades of Grey, whether you love it or hate it, enjoy the story but hate the writing, love Christian Grey or think he’s abusive, one thing it did was change the way people view erotic fiction. “Mummy Porn” is such a silly term, but lately when I mention that I’ve written a novel ‘with lots of sex in it’ people’s eyes light up and they say “oooh I’d like to read that.” I don’t know how realistic Fifty Shades is considered in BDSM circles, but the reason I think it worked so well is because the sex scenes drive the story. You can’t tell a story about a man who is only capable of having Dom/Sub relationships without describing the antics between him and his submissive. It stands to reason.

I’ve stressed a little bit about there being almost a lack of sex in my novel compared to other erotic fiction, but since reading Danielle’s blog post I have stopped worrying. Inspired by Night is a romance. With the right amount of sex for the story.

I am really looking forward to reading the final part of The Prophecy Girl trilogy. You can check out Danielle’s website here and check out her novels on Amazon.




Inspired by... something

Wednesday, 16 April 2014

Writing Prep

I’ve started a new notebook which is quickly filling up with ideas, snippets of dialogue and timeline ideas for novel number two.


As I was writing up ideas, I remembered all those times at school, in English Literature classes, analysing novels. I never really understood the point of it, I used to think – it’s just a story, how do we know the author even had this big obsession with the imagery of windows* or whatever we were focussing on at the time.


It seemed like complete nonsense to me, analysing these stories, quotes, themes etc. And yet here I am, doing it in reverse. I have my idea, a vague plot to the story and I’m making notes along the lines of “this happens, and then later it is revealed that he was actually doing this” or “…this links back to the initial discussion in chapter 1″ or ” sows the seeds for the thing later”


Not that there will ever be a time when school children are analysing my novels… but if anyone does ever look a little more closely at my writing at least I’ll be able to confirm that it was all planned!


 


* I seem to recall there being an assignment on Wuthering Heights, analysing the use of windows  and doorways throughout the novel. Never made the slightest bit of sense to me!



Writing Prep